Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.
Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."
by Ocean Designer September 29, 2006
Get the eat crayonsmug. by TEH JMASTAH November 18, 2007
Get the red crayonmug. An anomaly during the act of defecation in which your sphincter clamps tightly around fecal matter, resulting in the requirement of wiping your ass until your brown-eye bleeds profusely.
by Orion20 January 3, 2010
Get the Ass Crayonmug. "Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.
by Kory W. February 12, 2008
Get the porcelain crayonmug. A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.
by Irish Boi October 20, 2017
Get the crayon crunchersmug. Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?
Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch
Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016
Get the Pink Crayonmug. 1. a thing you put crayons in
2. a really annoying person who follows you around every and even when you walk away they follow/stalk you
3. a person who thinks they are awesome but they are a huge dick.
2. a really annoying person who follows you around every and even when you walk away they follow/stalk you
3. a person who thinks they are awesome but they are a huge dick.
1. Put the crayons in the crayon box
2. OMG she wont stop follow us around, she is such a crayon box!
3. And that makes her a huge crayon box!
2. OMG she wont stop follow us around, she is such a crayon box!
3. And that makes her a huge crayon box!
by TheNamesFinnagin March 7, 2009
Get the crayon boxmug.