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Ass Crayon

An anomaly during the act of defecation in which your sphincter clamps tightly around fecal matter, resulting in the requirement of wiping your ass until your brown-eye bleeds profusely.
I'm sorry I'm walking a bit awkwardly today. I had a horrible Ass Crayon this morning.
by Orion20 January 3, 2010
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