The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016
When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.
by Picholas February 05, 2018
by secretadmirer92 October 21, 2011
1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.
2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.
-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
by Oofles May 31, 2018
A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time
If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
by Shizmal August 08, 2024
by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019