to rub one’s sensitive parts upon inanimate objects, with the goal of self inflicted genital stimulation; clitorial awakening
by cootscooter247365 July 16, 2025
Get the coot scootmug. by Neraek May 22, 2021
Get the Cootmug. To have anal and vaginal sex at the same time
Normally conducted by an individual with low self esteem
The woman conducting the act normally has at least 3 chins and is extremely obease and is a reall moral booster for the boys
Normally conducted by an individual with low self esteem
The woman conducting the act normally has at least 3 chins and is extremely obease and is a reall moral booster for the boys
by Snowwwey November 27, 2023
Get the Cootmug. by bawsasshoe April 27, 2014
Get the cootmug. 
No one truly knows the definition of coot, but it can be best described as an expression of love and comfort. Coot is loved by all. Coot, in other words, is a Medal of Honor. We love coot, and coot loves you.
Oh honey, you coot.
Jessica has the fattest coot and that’s why she is my main bitch!
Coot makes me happy inside and outside
Coot gives me boner.
Jessica has the fattest coot and that’s why she is my main bitch!
Coot makes me happy inside and outside
Coot gives me boner.
by Proboldpants1 January 11, 2021
Get the Cootmug. 1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.
2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
Get the coot slapmug.