cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.

I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."

by yea gurl July 28, 2011

Coochie juice

when a girl gets wet and comes and her juice leaks from her coohie

"I was fingering alyssa and her coochie Juice got on my hand"

by Zack Seip October 22, 2004

coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

coochie wine

A. The vaginal discharge from an aroused female.

Hey Bill, I talked to my wife and she said Lisa was unhappy with your relationship because you don't drink Coochie Wine!
Better double down on that bitch and chug that Coochie Wine!

by First Name Last Letter Leaf February 08, 2020

dungeon coochie

When a vagina smells like it has been fermenting for months in a dark, dirty, moldy, musty dungeon.

Yuck! That dirty sink smells like dungeon coochie!

by Schristy July 11, 2017

Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

by Glossoholic September 26, 2018

coochie crack

The visible crack of your vagina.

Girl no one wants to see your coochie crack put on a bathing suit with more coverage.

by lyssa89 June 23, 2014