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coochie surprise

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when a guy goes backdoor and the girl is really confused
the conversation during a coochie surprise:

girl: "What the fuck are you doing?"
guy: "fucking you in your coochie"
girl: "but... that's my ass"
guy: "i know."
by Cunt Punter January 31, 2007
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Coochie juice

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when a girl gets wet and comes and her juice leaks from her coohie
"I was fingering alyssa and her coochie Juice got on my hand"
by Zack Seip October 22, 2004
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Coochie-Bumper Bopper

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A girl who associates with alot of gay females,but is straight herself
Betty:jane,Why are all of you friends lesbians?
Jane:Because there real cool.It doesnt matter
Betty:Gurl,Are you bisexual??
Jane:NO!Im straight
Betty:Face it Jane,Your a C.B.B..Coochie-Bumper Bopper..
by Shane Polo March 16, 2008
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coochie inspector

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this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.
Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.
by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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coochie crack

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The visible crack of your vagina.
Girl no one wants to see your coochie crack put on a bathing suit with more coverage.
by lyssa89 June 23, 2014
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Coochie wedgie is where the seat of the panties get caught up inside the lips of a Vagina.
These panties always give me a coochie Wedgie.
by teralove June 8, 2018
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To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.
"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"
by Glossoholic September 25, 2018
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