constumer

A customer that is also a consumer

Constumers buy stuff from us as well as from other people

by Helmsdown May 14, 2015

Consmearacy

A conspiracy meant to make someone look very bad.

Bowling green was a consmearacy theory

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Consumption Vortex

Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.

Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “

by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022

jeff & consuela

These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs

Dam wish we were like jeff & consuela. They're so hot !!!

by Jonny Cruz April 18, 2018

Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.

“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.

by Reginald P February 4, 2022

Inside Consummation

When a man and a woman get together and make inbred babies.

Did you hear about John and Sara? They did some inside consummation.

by Anthony Thorstad April 4, 2009

Consuela

Someone who doesn't try at anything and accepts failure.

Did you see that Consuela? She didn't even try to catch the ball.

by CannpinCarl December 8, 2011