When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.
Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.
by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009
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constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian
by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013
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constipated sugar

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?
by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003
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atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.
Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.
by claybabe2k October 25, 2012
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Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
by LeTigra February 10, 2009
mugGet the Constipation Handle Barsmug.
An alternate name for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Cynthia Tucker is a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal Constipation.
by Spicy Joker September 22, 2009
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Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.
Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.
by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018
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