console master race

A person who has a sick console with better fps than pc and better graphics the pc master race hate them
damn i hate that console master race
by swegs March 31, 2017
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the Last Great Console

Anything that came before the dreamcast including Coin Ops, SNES, Sega Saturn, (possibly) Playstation, Sega Genesis, NES, Atari 5200, Atari 5199, Atari 5198, etc. Also including but not limited to the Odessy 5000 and before.
There's still a lot of cool games to be enjoyed. Good Graphics and intricate storyline rarely make up for the gameplay.
by restin256 January 04, 2004
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Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.
by kickflipthecat July 02, 2009
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This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
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The best version of Minecraft released to date.
Somebody - Yo what version of Minecraft do you play?

His Friend - Minecraft Legacy Console Edition, the game that got discontinued to make some sped EA minecraft.
Somebody - You are the best person, definitely better than any Bedrock speds and Java coomers.
by ConfusedG December 28, 2022
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