bob:why doesnt your computer work?
jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working
bob:sounds like a computer crash!
jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working
bob:sounds like a computer crash!
by dont shoot March 5, 2011
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1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer
Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer
Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
LA LA LA LA LA, I'm in computer science, I want to be a programmer, yeah, that's it school, rape my ass! Bastards.
by Nobbe November 19, 2003
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A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.
Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
by Dontrell January 18, 2008
Get the Computer AIDS mug.A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.
Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.
by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009
Get the Computer Cutie mug.1. The burning sensation in your eyes when blinking, caused by staring at a moniter for one too many hours.
by Druqks December 28, 2008
Get the Computer Eye mug.When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.
I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
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Online Dating
It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
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