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computer crash

when your computers hard drive is holding so much porn that it just simply quits.
bob:why doesnt your computer work?

jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working

bob:sounds like a computer crash!
by dont shoot March 5, 2011
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computer science

Computer major for
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer

Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
LA LA LA LA LA, I'm in computer science, I want to be a programmer, yeah, that's it school, rape my ass! Bastards.
by Nobbe November 19, 2003
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Computer AIDS

A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.
Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
by Dontrell January 18, 2008
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Computer Cutie

A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.
Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.
by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009
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Computer Eye

1. The burning sensation in your eyes when blinking, caused by staring at a moniter for one too many hours.
Man! I really started getting Computer Eye after 2 in the morning, surfing the web.
by Druqks December 28, 2008
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computer head

When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.
I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
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