Chode Licker

1. A person who licks chode.

2. An odious, despicable, repugnant, piece of shit person who does not deserve any respect.
3. A crazy motherfucker. aka "Cookoo"

I caught my boyfriend Thomas cheating on me, what a chode licker!

That chode licker thinks we should get back together! WTF?

by YKWIA really?? January 12, 2010

chodeston

A chodeston is a person that is so pathetic and vulnerable to abuse that they aren't just a chode. They also have a chode and are completely and utterly 100% chode. They are usually the kid who always comes over with one of your friends when you have never once called and ivited him over, he weasels his way in...like a chode.

Dude, did you see that Todd found his way to another party? I can't believe he thinks girls like his MC Hammer coat and penny loafers, what a chodeston.

by scott doll August 6, 2006

Chodesack

The Sack which accompanies the chode.

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.

by KingGee285 December 12, 2012

Chodestool

A chodestool is someone with a small penis which looks like a mushroom

" hahaha uno that boy there well his nudes got leaked, everyone's saying he's got a chodestool!"

by [e-mail] January 11, 2017

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 6, 2006

chodeling

1. The un-savory acts performed by a Chode Yodler
2. The offspring of a Chode Yodler

1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."

by simple_inhibition May 9, 2008

chodeloaf

A man whose penis is as long as it is wide. Like a fresh warm loaf of bread.
Baloneychub

Jeff that's a gross looking chodeloaf. his young girlfriend explains.

by gregdmoney January 26, 2009