chapelle

An offensively funny comment.

Damn, that was a chapelle if I ever saw one!

by zigdag September 23, 2004

chapelle

-Actor Dave Chapelle of 'Chapelle show' fame that airs on Comedy Central. Started out doing stand up, now is head writer and actor on his own show. Just signed a $55 Million dollar contract for only two years of his show - worth it.

That russel peters bitch is no chapelle.

by dkirk22 September 26, 2006

Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.

ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009

Chapi

A girl who only wants to get with a guy for his money or lavish materialistic things (gold digger in Spanish) (short for chapiadora)

"Omg he makes like $26 a hour I'm going to get with him so he can buy me this loui Vuitton purse I want" "wow Karen your such a chapi chapi"

by therealchapichapi March 17, 2016

Chap Sack

Chapped dry testicles from not showering

Person 1: How's you're chap sack going mohamed?

Mohamed: Very dry

Person 1: You should take a shower!!

by Juggalo420666 February 6, 2009

'ol chap

Usually written ol' chap since the apostrophe should be placed where the missing letter is. Short form for "Old Chap", which is a British way of saying "Dude".

"My word, 'ol chap, the Queen just snogged that fag." means "Check it out, dude, the Queen just french kissed that cigarette."

by SeanAnthonySmith July 29, 2008

chap

A true gentleman. A man whom always dresses his best and acts the part. A chap will typically wear suit, tie/cravat, proper shoes and hat. Many wear well groomed moustaches.

Tipping your hat to a lady is a sign of a true chap.

by londonjohn October 13, 2008