Cheeto Dick

Donald Trump's (small) penis.

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

by ValleyDude123 February 12, 2017

cheeto cock

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs

Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!

by Carline August 24, 2005

Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

by Squigly April 6, 2009

Flaming Cheeto

The sexual prank in which they guy covers the outside of his condom with hot sauce before any penatration.

I was having sex with split last night so I gave her a Flaming Cheeto.

by Youtsey January 28, 2006

cheeto hitler

Representing a description of the 45th President of the United States. Aka Donald Trump

If you put together the ideologies of Hitler and mix it with a bag of Cheetos the result is Cheeto Hitler. Man Cheeto Hitler is really screwing up our country!

by Alibaby2017 January 27, 2017

Cheeto Man

Donald trump

Cheeto man lost lol

by ImmaSavageClassyBougieRatchet December 22, 2020

Cheeto Dick

An Insult.
One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)

"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"

by My Third Leg, Knee Grows Knows March 20, 2003