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Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023
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cement

"yo do you eat cement"
"yea das conk crete baybee"
by arydenomics May 31, 2022
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cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.
I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.
by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018
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Nagarjuna Cement

construction worker: "what type of cement should we use?"
construction worker 2: "nagarjuna cement"
construction worker: "oh, i'm dumb, that kind prevnted 9/11. genius!"
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Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.
My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.
by WhoSlangDu? September 27, 2021
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cementing

An act where a person will mix their semen with the ashes of a deceased person and proceed to smother the paste on other humans and objects. Usually in a sexual manner
Hey Jamie. Let’s go do some cementing with ben’s dead grandma. She’s gonna make some mean paste!
by freaking freakyb May 2, 2024
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cement

Verb
To cement someone means to tie them up to a rock or other heavy object, and dump them into a lake or other large body of water
“Cement, cement, cement!
Make sure to hold your breath!
Once you reach the bottom
A fate way worse than death!
Cement! Cement! Cement!”
They had to cement Jack to ensure all lose ends were dealt with.
by SquidsyVT April 23, 2025
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