CD-RW 

What some people consider the holy grail of physical media, although BD-RE (Blu-Ray Rewritable) discs exist and hold up to 128 GB compared to CD-RW's 700 MB (0.7 GB for scale). Also, CD-RW was made after DVD came out (although DVD-RW didn't exist for a while afterward).

1: "Just got a CD-RW to hold all my photos."
2: "Just get a BD-RE. Same space, more storage."
3: "Physical media? Just. Use. Cloud storage."

CD-RW by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

cd coaster

when a cd-r fails to burn for whatever reason making the disc completely useless and about as usable as a beverage coaster.

john burned a cd-r and it failed burning so he used it as a cd coaster for his pepsi.

cd coaster by kieralovedanny October 17, 2025

AOL free CD 

An instrument of death that's light, portable, and capable of traveling long distances when thrown. They also double as coasters, and "bling bling" for rappers like Ja Rule.

Its primary habitats are dumps, supermarkets, and department stores.

I stabbed my arch-nemesis in the armpit with my broken AOL free CD.

AOL free CD by Kraemer0581 July 31, 2006

aol cd 

A FREE coaster/frisbee u get in the mail every other fucking week!

i broke an aol cd today!

aol cd by KENNY! May 10, 2004

stick two CD's in the same slot 

Another reference to when two dudes try to stuff both of their man meat into a chick's pussy. I'm not sure where the origin came from, but I heard the term used on Eminem's response to Mariah Carey's "Obsessed".

"...When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot."

-Eminem "The Warning"

stick two CD's in the same slot by banan14kab March 27, 2011

Faux CD 

A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.

Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.

Faux CD by Actom360 August 18, 2014

Nickelback CD 

A Frisbee that looks like a CD.

What are you doing with that Nickelback CD?! Do not put that in my car! throw it.

Nickelback CD by Super Jonny X5000 Sex edition January 17, 2010