caleb ellis

Don’t bring up his ex

“Yo, did you hear caleb Ellis the fast swimmer isn’t dating that girl anymore?”

“Yeah your probably should bring her up”

by 200 fly July 20, 2020

caleb scarberry

makes bad music and calls it experimental.

megachad: do you know caleb scarberry?
cringe soy boy wojak: no

megachad: thats why you‘re a beta male

by calebscarberryfan6969 July 12, 2021

Caleb Move

1. When someone says or asks something so stupid and obnoxious very loudly, simply for attention.
2. Acting or asking a stupid question that you know the answer to.

Dylan: What’s a thermometer?
Cole: That was a Caleb Move.

by Franklion February 3, 2022

Pulling A Caleb

When you fuck up something that's hard to fuck up.

Chris was really "pulling a Caleb" when he could barely walk across the room without falling over.

by To Pull A Caleb January 28, 2017

Time Warner Cable

Any service every customer of should immediately quit using and swarm their headquarters with complaints about because the company's retarded decision-makers decide to take a step backward for more monetary gain. This step backward invovles replacing their original DVR system with a crappy-ass version that causes so many inconveniences it's impossible to count. Too concerned with their monetary gain, dipshits owners of the company will not act on the complaints they receive and revert back to the old one, rather they sit on their asses and look on while their customers are totally pissed off by their bullshit
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service

Time Warner Cable's switching people over to their new shitty cable system has led to me hearing of complaints all across the board from various radio stations and the like, such as DVR wouldn't tape the same things and I missed a lot of the shows I had set to automatically recorded; the bar remains at the bottom of the screen for far too long and throughout pause; rewinding and fastforwarding on the new DVR box is really fucked up because it doesn't stop where you stop it at, the new box has lost a lot of options and features it used to have; the box keeps shutting off and rebooting at frequent random moments; things you have set to automatically record keep being undone and you have to go back and reset them; trying to tape a couple days in advance takes for ever because of the box's slow speed and doesn't even go as far in advance as the old one, etc.

When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.

When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"

Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.

That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.

by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008

prank caller

someone who calls people just to mess with them. usually targets business, less talented prankers target residences by calling, and then hanging up when someone answers. The Comedy Central show Crank Yankers is about real-life prank calls, acted out by puppets.

Hey, let's call Moe's!!

Whoa man, i'm no prank caller!

by clarise December 23, 2005

Caleb

A very kind person that is smart and enjoys music. Calebs often are calm and quiet on the outside but thinking quickly and very crazy on the inside.

Hey, Ella! Have you seen that new kid? He is sooo a Caleb!

by Donny Danny I don't know. April 2, 2017