california

Any type of mundane food , dressed up to look fancy with avocado and ranch dressing
"Dude, let me have a California Burder."
by avo lover March 12, 2005
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California

THOSE SHITBAGS ARE TRYING TO STEAL WISCONSIN'S TITLE.

Bitch, you don't wanna mess with angry cheeseheads.

Ours cows kick your cows skanky asses.

Bite me.
Those damn cow commercials are just propaganda in the war of the dairyland title.

Fuck California.
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
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california

The largest U.S. state currently allowing illegal aliens to:

1. Sneak over the border from Mexico (i.e. break the law).
2. Squat and receive financial and medical aid using false citizenship documentation (i.e. break the law).
3. Garner far-left political, moronic Hollywood-based entertainers and general far-left public support while whining about being the original proprietors of the land (i.e. ignoring the fact that they're actually third in line behind the Native American and the African American).
4. Commit violent crimes and overcrowd the state's prisons.
5. Tar roofs.
6. Clean toilets.
7. Give birth to multiple children -- while living a minimum-wage existence -- and refuse to insist that they speak proper English which would position the children to actually have a shot at breaking the family's impoverished, bottom-feeding pattern of living.
8. Drive.
9. Drive drunk and kill legal citizens.
10. Dishonor the original premise of immigration (LEGAL immigration, that is), which is a great thing, and the entire foundation on which this country was built.
"For some reason, many people in California refuse to acknowledge the fact that the problem with the security of our country is not immigration...it's ILLEGAL immigration."

"California welcomes and harbors illegal aliens."

"Many people in California are more concerned with small-picture minutia affecting the social climate, rather than big-picture security and economic issues affecting whether or not innocent people live or die."
by Florida Evans October 24, 2008
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california

Full of liberals.

Don't vote this down bitch, cause it's true.
California is a great state, but the liberals ruin it.
by Alice Cooper #8 March 17, 2006
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California

A state with reject cities like Los Angeles. Lots of smog, superficial people, gayballs and super dry hot weathers. Lots of forest fires, earthquakes, crime (highest murder from LA) and traffic. Also you breath smog like fresh air.
I want to go to California to stop my smoking habbit, and join the Rainbow coalition.
by GayldenStatesucks July 12, 2003
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California

where i live and the only country with a robot from the future as the governor. Often referred to as "The badass state". It is often made fun of by all the other jealous states
Me: California 4 eva
Person from Ohio: uh uh ur stupid
Me: Jealous much?
by Cali4Everz January 01, 2009
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California

A good place to visit but not live.
guy 1: wanna move to California?
guy 2: ehh its just like southeast Texas but more expensive and more laws...
by BumbleBay April 17, 2022
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