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Ass o'Clock

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.
"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."
by CaseJackal May 12, 2015
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closet commie

A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".

- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"
by ms332 May 20, 2009
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Arse-clown

A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.
John - "He's so stupid."
Bob - "No, he's an arse-clown!"
by Peter 01988 January 6, 2008
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Tax Clode

A method used in banks in most of the Americas, with the exclusion of Canada. The method is used to ensure the validity of funds. The funds in these clodes can be transferred to each other seamlessly. The only way to get funds into the a Tax Clode Circuit is to glard them, a method that traces the history of the funds to check for any tax faccants. An innopolity certificate from the head of the Clode's regional manager can also get funds into the circuit. This method of banking originated in western Minnesota in the early 1800s. The method quickly spread to most of the Northern U.S. but it's popularity dropped during the Great Depression. It has had a recent surge in popularity in Europe and it has also become popular in South America, Australia, and China. The refusal of Canada to support Tax Clodes has been attributed to its lack of success in the rest of the world. Recently it was found that a similar method of banking was used by Robert IV in northern France in the 15th century, but the method never spread.
There is no need to worry, the money has already been secured in a tax clode.
by Frank Regin July 29, 2021
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closet hipster

Someone who masks their hipster attitudes by dressing normally. A closet hipster doesn't physically stand out, but deep down inside, they are glaring at you for your terrible music tastes and consumerist lifestyle.
Lawrence is a closet hipster. He stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates Coldplay.
by LK88 December 2, 2010
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Cloner

When a woman's privates become erect when aroused. It is a mixture of the words "clitoris" and "boner" due to the fact that the clitoris becomes erect.
Girl: "Oh my, I have a major cloner right now."
Boy: "Oh boy!"
by Parker Browne April 27, 2015
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Clowned on

When people start making fun of you or bullying you
by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019
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