cratarded

doin' somethin so crazy its retarded

man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded

by tyler manning January 30, 2008

crater

when you fist someone's ass and you pull your fist out and their butthole is still gaping resembling a crater

I gave your mom a crater last night and now she can't walk right

by afafaf October 4, 2006

Cratomenlumium

Really stink smelling poop.

"oh man. i just pooped."
"ugh that's cratomenlumium!"

by sarahstarshipp August 6, 2008

Crate Hockey

A form of dek hockey. The goals are single crates on the ground. The game is not played as "full-court" to prevent dumps from scoring. It is played with take-backs. A team usually consists of 10-20 players with 3 players playing on the dek at a time.

South Jersey Brawlers: "Our crew is gonna join a crate hockey tournament down the shore in the summer."Our Teammate: "Let's whoop some ass."

by Mylec92 December 26, 2008

crate girl

A step up from groupie and hanger on. Usually the girlfriend (or current flame) of a popular club DJ who carries the crate of records/vinyls he's about to spin. Or whatever else she can carry that allows her in the club for free.

Let her in, she's Kid Capri's crate girl.

by Wizgirl August 14, 2010

crathew

the feeling when you smoke extacy out of a pipe, or excitement from smoking crath. first put in use by a man named "baleb"

person 1: i got abit of crath to smoke
person 2:goddamn thats crathew

so much crathew going on in the hotbox, brad passed out and had to go to the hospital, he was comatose for 2 weeks.

by tony hawco April 26, 2011

cratorious

Adjective
1. Consisting of or related to a crater.

2. Crater like in shape or appearance.

"I never hit that chick up again because her asshole was cratorious."

by Disco Buscuit December 17, 2015