bumper sticker education

information conveyed in five seconds or less and is a fallacy taken as fact

Bumper sticker education often produce devotees of abused fallacies such as "Friends give friends head", "He who laughs last thinks slowest" and "Don't Believe Everything You Think"

bumper sticker education by blissfully ignorant April 27, 2009

Bumper Cocks

A game where a bunch of guys achieve an erection then tuck it between their legs so their boners are sticking out from underneath their ass checks, then bend over, and sprint backwards into eachother, attempting to penetrate forcefully.

I walked into the locker room showers only to see Coach Barracca, Coach Lazzaro, and Jelly playing bumper cocks.

Bumper Cocks by Jeremy Thundercox April 10, 2010

bumper planets 

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets

If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets

bumper planets by chanel182 March 8, 2009

Bumper Zit

Those esthetically unpleasing small round sensors found on many automobile bumpers that provide an audible proximity warning when parking. They almost always look out of place and are not integrated into the overall design of the car and therefor look out of place and ugly... just like a zit on your face. Something you wish you could pop to have them go away and make the car more beautiful.

Oh look, Charlie just got a new Cadillac complete with bumper zits!

Bumper Zit by Creative Savage November 5, 2010

Bumper buster

A rather outspoken individual who likes to broadcast their opinions to the world on the back of their vehicle. They achieve this through the medium of bumper stickers which tend to cover ninety percent or more of their vehicles' backside. They tend to drive the following cars: the Toyota Prius, a Chrysler minivan, or any pickup truck made by GM. In addition to this they do not know the correct use of the passing lane on the highway.

As soon as I saw that bumper buster pull out in front of I decided to move two lanes over.

Bumper buster by JazzDemon November 17, 2011

bumper jack 

A dick

My bumper jack destroyed her

bumper jack by beaver master February 23, 2014

bumper hunting

Using a vehicle to hunt animals along the road.

Last weekend we went bumper hunting and came back with 2 deer and a rabbit.

bumper hunting by ThatsGottaHurt August 31, 2016