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Deer Buffer

When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.
Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."
by Valencebyte November 25, 2010
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buffer

A law-abiding citizen that makes an easy mark for a con-artist.
Those buffers were so easy to steal from.
by gtcompscientist December 14, 2008
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Buffer

The act of a female licking the asshole of her male partner.
She blew my fucking mind after she gave me that buffer.
by The duder 17 February 8, 2013
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buffers

person or people, usauly from cominuity service who clean up graffitti.
damn fool someone buffed my shit cu!!!
by eugene August 27, 2003
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buffering

to be eatten out in a circular motion and being cleaned out dry... like a buffer to a floor.
fred was buffering suzy as if there were no tomorrow
by buddy April 8, 2004
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buffer overflow

Computer term: When code in the stack-buffer overflows into another application's process. Can cause applications to crash or execute malicious code.
This client is vulnerable to buffer overflow exploits.
by Alex January 15, 2004
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Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.
Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status
by sammysan517 March 14, 2011
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