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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)
by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021
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Bruising

Taking a large, potentially fatal amount of prescriptions
"How many oxy's did Brent take?"
"Idk like 7 or 8"
"Damm, he's bruising"
by Big stank January 5, 2020
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Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.
“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”
by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023
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Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).
Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018
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Bruises

Bruises is a song by Reneé Rapp.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
bruises... justice for reneé and lesbian sex
by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024
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Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.
Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?
by GairBear March 1, 2013
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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
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