A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.
Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
by MC Spartan-117 July 07, 2008
to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.
named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.
ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.
ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?
Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009
Empty your mind; be formless; shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or creep, or drip, or crash... be water my friend.
by [ok] November 16, 2003
Holy shit, it's Bruce Willis! Several of my organs collapsed and I've been diagnosed with several terminal diseases. I wish that I had seen Chuck Norris instead.
by Will Leonard November 30, 2006
He Is Martial Arts Personified-----Period. A Word Of Advice --Don't Offend Him - His Family - Or The Shaolin Temple---- Ever.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
by Slade Technics January 08, 2007
While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
by Shitcakedasshairs July 02, 2016