Bromathy

This is a form of sympathy which can only be elicited from or received voluntarily from a bro. This sympathy, whether solicited or offered freely is always in connection with you or one of your bros being unwillingly dragged to some "chick event".

While unwillingly sitting in a Kenny G concert because your GF insisted she wanted to go, you text your bros for a little bromathy: "Dudes! I'm being held captive by my GF at a Kenny G Concert (or some random chick flick, or some romance novel signing event) and I think I'm gonna hurl ... I need a little bromathy."

by Windsearcher August 26, 2010

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.

The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia

by H0oHa April 3, 2011

Bromandango

one of the lesser known variations of the "bro_____" phrases. A noun used to describe a fellow bro. The origin of this word is from an highly intoxicated bro. Use of this word may be followed with the extension of the thumb and the pinky finger in a shaking motion.

-"yo man, theres a rager at some bro's house, you down to get smashed?!"
-"nah man, i gotta study for a calc test."
-"really? your so not a true Bromandango."

-"dude, like Gerard Butler...total Bromandango."

by john971 June 1, 2011

bromeditated murder

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro

girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.

by brotographer September 24, 2009

Bromergency

An event which is top priority involving your bro being in a state of emergency. When all things must be set aside for one bro to save another.

Dude, we have to go right now, Devin's car died. Its a total bromergency!

by kkrzykdn June 14, 2010

bromanitarian

When a bro is especially humanitarian.

"Doug is talking about moving to Sudan for a year to help with the efforts to end the genocide in Darfur. He is defintely a bromanitarian."

by sebastian crucial February 5, 2007