Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017

Bitchingly

A term deriving from character Byron “Buster” Bluth Season 1 of Arrested Development; used to emphasize the adjective in a statement.

“This is gonna be the most bitchingly fast bike in all of Orange County!”

by Joey Tribbianni October 23, 2018

broaching quasi

When someone looks as if they could maybe have a humpback/ hunchback, like Quasimodo had. Not that they fully have one , they are on their way to having a hunchback . Broaching on the quasimodoness

That lady over there is broaching quasi

by Squirrelsarecute March 1, 2019

multi-bitching

The ability to bitch at multiple people at the same time.

The nasty secretary was on the phone bitching out someone when I came to fix her printer and was actually nice to me. Apparently she isn't capable of multi-bitching.

by Lloyd T Void February 1, 2008

Fish breathing

Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).

"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."

by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013

Sub-bitching

Sub-tweeting is the act of tweeting about somebody without actually saying its about them..
So sub-bitching is bitching about someone, trying to make it more generalized even though its clearly aimed at one person

For example;
Roqueesha: "Some people really don't know how to do their make-up."

Lily: "Is she talking bout me??"

Breezy: "Yeah she's clearly sub-bitching"

by Lil Mamas Baby Daddy May 8, 2014

Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey

Man that was a hurtful fire breathing ass monkey

by ki5man September 14, 2015