Bonus baby

1. The unwanted child
2. What’s parents call their accidental child

Look at my little bonus baby

by SleepyAlchemist69 July 15, 2019

bonus time

1. time additional to the time that has been planned or paid for.

2. a regular promotion at Clinique counters where you buy two skincare products you were planning to buy anyway and get yet another cheap make-up bag full of samples.

3. the moment you discover that the sweet, handsome, kind and amusing guy you've been dating happens to be hung like a horse.

1. "More than a month into bonus time after a successful primary mission on Mars, NASA's Spirit rover has sighted possibly layered rock in hills just ahead."

2. "It's Bonus Time at the Clinique counters at participating Dillard's in Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma and the Memphis, TN area."

3. "WOAH!!!......marry me, baby."

by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004

Bonus cousin

first cousins (children of siblings who share the same grandparents and 1/8 of their genes) who are also close friends.

Going out with my bonus cousin tonight. I wonder whose going to babysit us?

by SarSoCaliGirl April 9, 2013

Bonus wife

A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.

Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend

by Kinkster.org September 25, 2015

Bonus orgasm

A rare and wonderful phenomenon whereby a woman experiences a complete and quiet orgasm after her partner has ejaculated and is laying motionless on top of her with his penis throbbing gently deep inside her.

He watched her in amazement has she achieved a bonus orgasm after an intense morning of passionate love-making.

by Wakes Up Hard October 12, 2015

bonus birthday

-When you offer someone happy birthday congratulations on day which is not of their birth
-Often inciting accidental joy
-Anniversary of nothing relevant to the recipient

"Hey, happy birthday!"
"My birthday is in October"

"It's your Bonus Birthday dick brain"

by Malcoski July 26, 2016

bonus fluid

Pouring some milk on ice cream in a bowl will, after you finish eating the ice cream, leave you with a wonderful bonus fluid.

I can't wait to enjoy the bonus fluid at the bottom of the bowl.

by bezel333 January 1, 2006