boffin

An insult used by idiots, to hide their jelousy, very lame excuse for being dumb.

Amilia: What did you get in science?
Ro:87%
Amilia: I don't talk to boffins! Get out of ma face you geek! (sticks hand in Ro's Face

by Ro May 2, 2006

boffed

The act of vomiting, especially whilst drunk.

Amy boffed outside Wetherspoons all over her new shoes.

by banana87 October 14, 2012

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015

Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

Boff

The act of being a slag, but not a bad slag, an impressive slag.

can be referred to as “Boffy”

Liz was a proper boff last night in baa bars

by Joshellison March 28, 2022

daredevil boffin

a rather palatable human being of the teenage variety (usually), who will always show an inteligent side, always gets 137% in tests, and will lick a teachers arse clean. however outside of school and work will surprise their equaintances by 'risking death''and jump of 16 storey high bulidings while shouting of their love of einstien & the like. also ive known one to adopt the look of a chav (VERY VERY VERY dangerous act) for scientific purposes... basicly they rock!!

saskia: hello old chum, looks like i got the highest in the class AGAIN
christine: it would appear so
saskia:*jumps off school stage to amazement of cheerleaders & the general public* ooooooooo look at the force at which my body propelled from the stage..*calculates*

by delorice August 30, 2005

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011