stock blocker

When working your way up the corporate ladder, the vindictive boss who blocks your promotion into a position where you would finally have a stake in the company.

I was on the fast track at Enormoco until I was put into Gene's department, and he proved to be a real stock blocker, never giving me the management position I deserved.

by Beelzebub Jones October 16, 2009

Spam Blocker

Spam Blocker - The name given to any small rodent used in the art of bum love

"I can't seem to shake my Spam Blocker out"

"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"

"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"

“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”

by Curtis aka The Prodigal Son February 9, 2010

Amanda Blockeel

A very beautiful woman that from birth has captured the hearts of every one she meets. She is strong yet sensitive, responsible yet always finds a way to add fun to every chore. She is loyal, honest and a true friend. She is one to feel deeply and is not afraid to let her emotions show. Her compassion for every living being (except maybe frogs) is apparent in everything she does. Anyone who knows her is grateful for having met her.

Amanda Blockeel, A True Friend!

by nunya55 November 18, 2011

Clock Blocked

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.

Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'

by What About Bob January 22, 2013

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

blockshnoggle

A word that means anything perverted/inappropriate. It could be a verb, noun, adjective, etc.

Last night he blockshnoggled Nurse Pat 56 times.

Hey, you've got a little blockshnoggle on your talliwacker.

His blockshnoggle was ninety-seven percent goof juice.

by Jow Jimijow May 23, 2008

Blokescursion

The conjunction of the Australian slang word 'bloke', and 'excursion' - when two males venture out into the world, typically to do manly Australian things, such as riding motorcycles, smoking cigars, fighting sharks and/or wrestling crocodiles.

With the roar of petrol engines and the whiff of cigars, the blokescursion had begun.

by L.A.R.S.O. June 10, 2016