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cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure
alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation
by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009
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Busted Blocker

When a person wears fashionable sunglasses that give their face the impression they are much more attractive than they are in reality. When you see them without the sunglasses you are taken aback.
"Look at that girl in the bikini.

Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."

"How did she get with him?

She totally rocks the busted blockers"

synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).
by Skyhawk President September 9, 2009
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histamine blocker

while the girl sucks your dick you go inverted and put your dick so far into her mouth where your testicles rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your balls.
i put my dick so far into her mouth it turned into a histamine blocker
by edward scissordick June 28, 2006
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Cock Blocker

Street term for the female contraceptive device otherwise known as a diaphragm.
Paulina was impregnated by Joe because she forgot to put her cock blocker in that night.
by Robert Polack May 2, 2008
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fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts
damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker
by ryan February 28, 2005
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Cock Blocker

Accomplished Cock blocker:
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
Sean - "Here's to you!" Heavy weight Champion and Accomplished Cock Blocker.
by Cockblocked! September 16, 2005
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Clit Blocker

The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.
She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!
by pseudomine December 8, 2009
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