Blobfish 

A badass pink blob with black sad looking eyes

Yo that blobfish is awsome!

Blobfish by Daaaaaaa king👑 March 7, 2020

Blobfish 

A creature from the sea, that when fully formed can adapt to land. Most people give this form the term "Karen", but it goes by many more.

I was at the Library yesterday, and I saw some blabber-mouthed blobfish bumbling about some feminist ideology.

Blobfish by UrbanDicktionaryViagra September 25, 2020

Blobfishporn

The hottest person

Have you seen blobfishporn they are so hot

Blobfishporn by Big_fat_junior April 20, 2021

blobfishporn

He's an amazing tiktoker everyone loves him and if they die everyones going to cry.
If you don't like blobfishporn then pls stfu 😑.

"Blobfishporn is so sexy ong"

"yes he is."

blobfishporn by Hehehehpp April 20, 2021

Blobfish 

A blobfish is a fat ugly fish

That is blob…blob…blob

I hate a blobfish

Blobfish by Ress Bum June 10, 2021

Blobfish 

The most vile, grimy, soiled, god-fearing abomination that this universe has had the displeasure of creating.

unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.

This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.

yo that Blobfish lookin ass is plaguing my existence, woe.

Blobfish by Lord Cumwad September 8, 2021

blobfishgang 

A awesome person who is in a gang with blobfish

The blobfishgang terrorized the ocean

blobfishgang by Blobfishgang December 6, 2021