Blind Gina Syndrome

Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.

Also known as BGS.

I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.

by Nathan J. Cooper September 30, 2007

Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.

Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!

by shaun br April 21, 2017

bottle blonds

bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds

1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.

"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.

by Nco November 23, 2003

God's Blind Spot

A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"

She's a christian so we did it in god's blind spot.

by Bradford Estes April 26, 2013

Blindski

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.

Caused or influenced by intoxication.

Sanchez drank way to much alcoholic beverages now he is blindski!

by Sanchman April 23, 2009

Blind from the waist down

An expression used to describe someone who is bad in bed.

Maria: Whoa! Look at that hunk. I'd like to get with that guy.

Julia: Yeah that's Dave. He's pretty sexy but I heard he's blind from the waist down.

Maria: Oh....

by Crackhead16 December 1, 2011

Blindman River

place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?

by gnostic1 August 7, 2012