Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Hen bits

Female genitalia belonging to a woman who has had children or is over 30.

Don’t bring me those chicken slit thongs to wear, my hen bits need granny panties

by Cor Riversprite March 11, 2019

Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum

"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."

by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010

tits pits and naughty bits

A quick shower or rinse of your pits, under-boob, and grundle when you're in a hurry.

I just worked out and my date was almost ready to pick me up. I only had time to shower my tits pits and naughty bits! He said later my box smelled like Axe Body Spray.

by The Gilles March 4, 2014

Another One Bites My Nuts

Ooh, let's go!

Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.

Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.

Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy

Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,

(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)

Queer's Gayest Shits
Featuring:
Killer Peen
Brohemian Chrapsody
You're My Boyfriend
Somebody To Fuck
Tie Your Brother Down
We Fuck The Champions
We Will Fuck You
Spread Your Cheeks
CumOnMy Face
Fat Bottomed Boys
Don't Fuck Me Now
Boy Of My Life
(My) Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Fuck Me
Play The Wang
Smash
Secret Semen Pies
Obedience Lover Boy
Now I'm Cumming
Another One Bites My Nuts

by NickrophiIia February 27, 2019

Spider Bites

Two piercings on lower lip (can also be two on both sides of lip = 4 piercings) mainly only 2 done

Vanessa only has one set of Spider Bites, but they still look good.

by SPiDER_BiTTEN January 23, 2009

vampire bites

piercings in your neck. sort of look like a vampire has bitten you, hence the name. VAMPIRE BITES.

Dick: Duuude! check out my vampire bites!
Dave: That's freakin' awesome!
Dick: Yah, hurts like a bitch though

by EMObastard. May 17, 2008