ear biter

derogatory term for a severely mentally retarded person.Awindow licker.

Aww look at him on that bus.He looks like he's trying to bite his ear off as well as clean the window.

by adam March 17, 2004

arm biter

Someone who would rather bite off their own arm than risk waking the (surprisingly ugly when viewed sober) person lying on it in order to escape.

Bob realised he was an arm biter on the morning he woke up next to a whalepig he had woken up next to after a rather large drunken mistake.

by whale pic September 25, 2005

biter

a cooler word for copycat

bob: Hey whats up man?
fred: Nothin', like your shirt
bob: Thanks man

NEXT DAY --
fred (has bobs same exact shirt): Hey whats up man?
bob: nothin.... is that my shirt?
fred: no..
bob: biter.

by zomgitsangelica222 February 22, 2009

Parkbench biter

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

cot biter

Romanian orphan, so called because of TV footage always showing them doe-eyed and biting the edges of their cots.

Lets adopt a cot biter.

by Ronan Maddock September 25, 2006

knee biter

a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn't even come up to your waist in stature.

"man, did you hear what Arminda said Pete?" "Yeah, she just a knee biter"

by ttocs May 29, 2004

Bigorexia

also known as Muscle dysmorphia, and it's a classified mental illnessmuch like anorexia. Being muscular to the Bigorexic is what being thin is to an anorexic.

"he's not my type..."

"he's handsome, why don't you like him?"

"he looks like he probably spends all his free time at the gym and taking weight gaining powders...a total bigorexic!"

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005