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European Birth Control 

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!

switched at birth 

A popular ABC family TV show about two teenage girls who find out they were switched at birth when a nurse mixed up their name anklets.
Wow! Switched At Birth is such an amazing TV show!

mole birth 

A human baby not fully developed, but is carried to full term. A serious and lethal deformation. It may resemble a mass of cells or tissue, with or without hair and teeth.
The mole birth looks like a cluster of grapes. or
You won't be having a baby brother, unfortunately it's a mole birth.
mole birth by Collenchymaclaw October 13, 2008

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck 

simply the best comeback in any situation ever
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

back birth 

1. A person that is equal in your esteem to a lump of feces

2. A lump of feces
In the Pilot Episode of Firefly (aired last by the same backbirths that cancelled it after less than a season) the "Purplebelly" Federal Agent sometimes called the "Mole" says, “Do you think I am a complete back birth?”

Doggy style birth 

Where the mother gives birth whilst positioned on all fours.
Child: I was delivered via a doggy style birth. Her obligatory bowel movement hit me right in the face.
Doggy style birth by Squeeze87 October 15, 2011