Jesus' Beard

1. Pot;weed.

We smoked Jesus' Beard on the usual pipe.

by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009

pedo bear

- an animated bear who is a pedophile.

Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!

by sergT March 17, 2008

Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

Beard

1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.

Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"

by larrystylinsonisreal January 27, 2014

piss bear

A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear

Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.

by HateSickFux June 16, 2017

Rizzly Bear

A man of larger stature that has a large amount of rizz.

Seth just pulled that girl. What a Rizzly Bear.

by CincoPeso December 6, 2022

muscle bear

A, usually, large and/or hairy gay man (bear) who is also a body builder.

Bob is a total muscle bear, he has a belly but can bench 350.

by carlbear October 10, 2003