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Tam Bernard

Tam Bernard is a fake! A giant cock driven by a smaller cock attached half way down. With a dodgy accent, he thinks he’s funny and full of anecdotes but he’s just drunk!
Tam Bernard is a fake name
by Sweethomealagrandma November 24, 2021
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Bernard Jarowski

Bernard Jarowski is a person which always is late,but he is a good friend he might always help you
Why your friend is late ?
Bro is Bernard Jarowski he is always late
by Bigpappy2115 November 23, 2021
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St. Bernard

Some variation of cock piercing. Distant memory of its use--origins uncertain.
Ouch! Convalescing from the St. Bernard mutilation.
by Logos2001 May 12, 2025
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A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025
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Bernard

bernard is a GOD
oh bernard? yea he’s a god
by manjit770 November 21, 2021
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BERNARD

Bernard is 'n poes
by Kontkak November 26, 2021
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