bent edge 

bent edge=stoner ass fuck, fucks every thing but rocks, drinks as long as it contains alcohal

i smoke i drink i fuck im bent edge

bent edge by sXe for life September 21, 2006

bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.

I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

bent as a butchers hook by Leon S. August 30, 2005

bent willy

a woman that is so attractive, she makes you suddenly jam your dick into the front of your pants.

That babe that just walked by is such a "bent willy", I'd like to stuff that stuff soon, man!

bent willy by busterboner August 28, 2009

Bent Over 

One is considered "bent over" when they are being played, used, or stepped on. It a metaphor between when someone is used for anal sex where the person performing the sex feels extra pleasure do to the tighter orafice, yet the person receiving the sex feels nothing from it, and when someone is taking advantage of someone else for a personal gain that doesn't help the other side.

My boss totally has me bent over.

Bent Over by Carlos Rodriguez March 1, 2008

Bent over and spanked 

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.

Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.

Bent over and spanked by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012

bent up 

An ambiguous surfer phrase, that is used to describe both good and bad things.

Man, that rollercoaster was totally bent up!

Did you hear what happened to Sydney? Yeah, that was bent up!

bent up by HangTen47 June 4, 2018

Bent Bouffant 

A hairstyle Usually donned by socially awkward individuals who by nature have created a distraction atop their head as everything else about them is either boring or annoying.

All I ever see when Henry tries to strike a conversation is that bent bouffant looking right at me

Bent Bouffant by Adrian the biggest November 29, 2018