Beland

Possibly the best last name in the history of last names, 'Beland,' is of Icelandic origins, meaning, 'one with long toenails,' or 'he who has more hair on the left side of his head.' Considered the most kickass name in the universe, Napoleon Bonaparte considered changing his name to Beland, until he realized that in fact he had more hair on the RIGHT side of his head, and so it was undoable.

Hey, check out that girl. She's so awesome, her last name MUST be Beland.

What a queer. He's definately not a Beland.

by HesusBelande October 9, 2008

Old Beeyatch

What a person is when they pass yet another birthday

When someone named Davey has a birthday she becomes an Old Beeyatch

by Muscle Guy March 21, 2008

beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

by Chip March 5, 2003

belasian

A hybrid of ‘belligerent’ and ‘Asian,’ the word Belasian refers to people from the orient with a serious weakness for alcohol and a penchant for attention seeking excess. Usually the person’s actual name is forgotten and permanently replaced with this affectionate pseudonym, as in, “hey, Belasian, pass the sauce.” Generally well liked, friendly, and the life of the party; Belasians thrive in their native habitats of grungy college bars, where they fulfill their instinctive and insatiable need to minger hunt.

"Hey, Belasian, quick land-sharking, we're gonna play flip-cup"

"Belasian, are you in there? I can't see you for the rolls."

"Belasian, good to see you budy, how was rehab?"

by tarheelfan77 January 13, 2008

belaire boom-box

When you put a very loud speaker up to your partners vagina so as to make it vibrate causing her to ejaculate

Last night I put my brand new speaker to use when my hoe came over to get a belaire boom-box

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009

Bela

A girl who has terrible taste in men

Bela: “there’s just something about him that I just love”.
Her friend: “Bela, he’s a theatre kid”.

by Mia Diaz March 22, 2020

beeya

A more exciting form of the word "bitch". Often used in greetings or sometimes by itself to show dominance.

Ex. 1 - "What up beeyaaaa?"

Ex. 2 - "Shit son, you just got yo' shit snaked."
- "Beeyaaaa"

by Youlikethetasteofsteel? August 7, 2006