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devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.
by Harley2008 November 12, 2013
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Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any expectation of getting away with it.

This idiotic criminal behavior is perpetrated by those who live in part of a state that juts out from the main portion of the state, like the handle on a frying pan.
For those living in the panhandle of a state, it is advised that they get back to the pan to avoid being needlessly slaughtered by those closest to them.
"Stabbing a family of three while heavily intoxicated and then stealing a farmer's tractor as your getaway vehicle is panhandle behavior."

"A man exhibits panhandle behavior by saying: 'I'll kill her, and then when they ask me if I did it, I'm gonna say NOPE! and maybe that'll work.'"
by Panhandler3 May 17, 2018
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beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)
by andy1 May 24, 2005
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beating up richard

boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger
by ale-ale-jandro August 6, 2011
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behatted

Come on up, you, the behatted one.
by Bob882 November 24, 2004
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Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.
Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.
by Tbell November 9, 2014
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Beating Goonies

Atlanta slang for having vigorous sex to the extent of which her breasts swing to and fro and produce an audible smack.
"Dude, did you hear what was coming from Darius' room last night?"
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."
by RadioBreadOKCumCooter September 7, 2022
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