(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu
The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)
Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..
Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."
Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.
He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.
As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"
(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)
But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...
5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades
And at the deep end..
A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!
The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)
Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..
Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."
Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.
He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.
As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"
(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)
But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...
5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades
And at the deep end..
A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!
iMessage
Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!
Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!
Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..
5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!
Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!
Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..
5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
by RowleyOpeu September 4, 2021
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Omg Bazzi released a new song its so good!
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Person 1: Do you know what happened in Paris between Bazza Gazza and Crayator?
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Someone who always Preaches the right way of life, but lives life on the other side, ketamised and constantly looking for sex , anal , oral anything goes! Midget sex is often on the menu,and then the poor midgets are sacrificed in the name of Reverend Bazza. Goats are used when midgets are not in great supply.
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