Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.

Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire

by Tatereater July 10, 2010

bathing

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017

nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).

nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky

by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007

balbin

The heaviest nigger on the block. He’ll boag the fuck out of any

chooches he sees.

I sucked balbin off the other day, he boaged me afterwords.

by Lilpeepdid911 May 4, 2018

Bird bathing

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.

Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo

by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020

babin

A baby, a term of endearment, also used on cute boys = ie: puppies, kittens, anything young or cute

OMG! Look at the babin over there!

Awww what an adorable babin!

Sam and Smoket are such cute babins.

by EmmaAmberEmberkcool October 30, 2008

batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008