So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?
by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017
Get the Free bastedmug. Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Fecal bastedmug. When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.
by JP Clifford March 3, 2017
Get the Bastingmug. The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.
"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"
"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
by Ordinary description May 12, 2025
Get the Turkey Bastingmug. I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
Get the Baste the Turkeymug. by Shrimpington March 16, 2019
Get the shrimp bastingmug. B= Best
A: Amazing
S: Super Sexy
T: Tentation
He is the ultimate tentation. Nor woman or men could resist this exotic god coming from the deepest and ancients woods. His ass is desired for every soul alive and he can play the violin in a way that makes you feel in heaven, experimenting the most amazing orgasms. Once you taste a Bast, you will throug away all of your dildos (even the one gigantic dildo your ex give you). But beware!! Bast is not for everyone, If you dare to touch his hollyshit amazing ass and you are an idiot, your hand will burn and you will pass in such an agony!!
A: Amazing
S: Super Sexy
T: Tentation
He is the ultimate tentation. Nor woman or men could resist this exotic god coming from the deepest and ancients woods. His ass is desired for every soul alive and he can play the violin in a way that makes you feel in heaven, experimenting the most amazing orgasms. Once you taste a Bast, you will throug away all of your dildos (even the one gigantic dildo your ex give you). But beware!! Bast is not for everyone, If you dare to touch his hollyshit amazing ass and you are an idiot, your hand will burn and you will pass in such an agony!!
Idiot person: aghhh my hand is smelting as if I have tried to touch the sun!!
Cool person (aka Cam): Bast is the only man in this fucking city who I let him dive his perfect and adorable nose in my ass and then, I will make him love and then, I will ask him for give me ten sons crawling in the shower
Cool person (aka Cam): Bast is the only man in this fucking city who I let him dive his perfect and adorable nose in my ass and then, I will make him love and then, I will ask him for give me ten sons crawling in the shower
by Cleo69 November 4, 2017
Get the Bastmug.