Barometise

The ability to predict the weather - specifically air pressure - due to headaches and/or feelings in the body.

I will just sit in the corner of the room and barometise.

by Whiskeysmoker June 15, 2025

Barnet Steamer

When you jizz into a shot glass, microwave it, and pour it on a womans chest or back typically causing a burn.

Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer

Girl 2: what the fuck

by RunningWithAnErection October 28, 2025

Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 17, 2011

tyler barnett

The worlds biggest eater from and born at Dairy queen always goes to the office and almost killed a Call duty professional gamer Faze Mink. He calls himself the tybro show but people call him a overweight barbarian

This weighs more than a Tyler Barnett

by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016

Italian bayonet

Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae

I ate an Italian bayonet

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

snizz barnet

Snizz Barnet Barnet means you've got so much flipping vagina hair you're just a flipping donk and why the fecking hell are you even reading this you flipping snizz Barnet Barnet

Oi wagwarn pussyhole that bitch has a lot of snizz Barnet

by whipwhipboi on a ship January 23, 2017