Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.
Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.
by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006
Get the Barbie and Kenmug. (Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"
Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"
Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020
Get the Shard Barbiemug. by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013
Get the Santa Barbiemug. Nickname for Sarah Palin, current governor of Alaska. Term is used as a pejorative that puts good looks and her Alaskan background over any experience at the national level.
by desuvius October 23, 2008
Get the caribou barbiemug. A sexy boss bitch barbie look a like who loves pink, is always put together, and has love for weed, fashion and shoes. Or a hot girl who smokes out all the guys, following the saying "Smoke like Marley, Look like Barbie."
by Kush Kittie February 9, 2018
Get the Bud Barbiemug. by Bigsnowdog October 29, 2008
Get the Caribou Barbiemug. A blonde(dyed hair included) that likes to fuck numerous men,no morales,loose,will pretend and play along with others.known to go where no slut has gone before.
Aimee's such a slutty barbie she fucks a different bloke everyday to match her handbags! she must of had more cock then a second hand slug!
That slutty barbie, can't believe she fucked that guy and didn't know he's lastname, just cause she like his shoes.
Often found near pubs and other places where grog is served,often wears brightly coloured cloths(eg.pink) so is easily identified by sleazy blokes.
Also known as a cum bucket.
That slutty barbie, can't believe she fucked that guy and didn't know he's lastname, just cause she like his shoes.
Often found near pubs and other places where grog is served,often wears brightly coloured cloths(eg.pink) so is easily identified by sleazy blokes.
Also known as a cum bucket.
by Narra Mine October 25, 2009
Get the slutty barbiemug.