Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Bloss floric

When your doing a sixty niner with a chick and she farts up your nose.

Mark. Had a sixty niner with wendy last night.

Nathan. Really ? any good?
Mark. Yeah it Was till she bloss floricked me.

by Shaven Haven 3 December 31, 2016

bloss ripper

A bloss floric with a follow through.

What's a bloss ripper? A bloss floric when she follows through.

by Shaven Haven 3 December 31, 2016

Ballssage'

The act of gently massaging your man's balls until he falls asleep.

My man loves his nightly bedtime ballssage'. He wakes giddy and refreshed each day.

by GimmeKisse May 14, 2018

blossume

Blossume usually refer to wholesome and troublesome human , normally girls.

See blossum

Person 1 : Have you seen Person 3's puppy?! She is so cute ~
Person 2 : Hmm.. That puppy looks like mine . But my puppy is lost ..
Person 3 : *Sweating*
Person 2 : You are quite a blossume gurl ! GIB ME BAK MA PUPPY

by nenowo May 15, 2020

balassian

some random word that i cannot pronounce.

girl: why is this so hard to say?
girl: bal- uh... balassian
girl: lol i finally said it

by iamsomerandomidiot07 November 28, 2020

ballsssssssssss

thay dangle and ya and the go poop sometimes and they eat old people

hey dude those ballsssssssssss

by jkdwdjbjbwadkjbdkawj January 2, 2021