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honey badger 

In the parlance of trendy gay men, a honey badger is an overbearing, very hairy gay male. A "honey badger" is most often seen talking far too close to his friends and gentlemen callers and exhibits extreme chest/arm/back hair in public.
Oh my goodness, Andrew is such a honey badger. He is all over Jake and has back hair for miles. Honey badger don't care!
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Honey Badger 

Term used to describe an experienced male that targets younger females.

Honey Badgers are usually characterised by their vicious over confidence, lack of contraception and the inabillity to recognise clamydea as a cause for concern.
-"Comin out honey badgerin tonight"?

-"I'm gonna knaw through her knickers like a naughty honey badger".
Honey Badger by yido8869 January 7, 2010

Pesky Badger 

An act which involves a girl and a guy. The girl is giving the guy a hand job in the reach around postion. When out of nowhere, with her free hand and complete surprise, so fondles his nut sack from behind.
Dude last night my girlfriend gave me a pesky badger. It caught me so off guard I blew a load right then. Good thing her sister was right there to get a nice chin omlete!
Pesky Badger by Shit Sorcerer January 12, 2009

European Badger Man 

Isa European Badger Man is the lead Hybrid of Europe. He was the first hybrid in Europe ever to have been created. Some thought at the time that a badger was a strange animal for a human to merge with. However years later people have seen the benefits of a human/badger hybrid as European Badger Man has become one of the most influential and iconic political leaders of the world.
Have you ever met a leader who is as iconic and influential as European Badger Man?

diseased badger 

The term is used to describe a womans vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.
I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!
diseased badger by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

badger tooth

Much like a camel toe, a badger tooth is when a womans trousers are so tight you can see her pussylips!
"Woah mate, look at that girls Badger Tooth!"

" I know, she has a nice pussy! "
badger tooth by samuelloheyzolinez February 22, 2009

BADGER JACKET 

A naked unshaven women with her legs wrapped around your neck

a) Dude, sherry gave a a nice badger jacket for christmas.

b) It was a cold day to be wearing no knickers but she she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks so was wearing her badger jacket