Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....
Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!
Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!
Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
by Captain1x January 18, 2011
1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
by JamesEvan October 25, 2011
Susan, "Hey Sally what are you doing this weekend?"
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."
by Armegaiddor January 04, 2008
The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
by aquilla_sky June 14, 2012
by jimbo January 26, 2005
you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face
by asher boates February 09, 2007
To persire profusely.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.
by Daveyboy Snotling January 23, 2007