by ScatMan88 December 9, 2008
Get the Backyard Birdermug. Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
by Stycki12 March 8, 2023
Get the North facing backyardmug. A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.
From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
by togoo January 24, 2014
Get the Backyard birdmug. To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.
Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes
by Smexyassmf March 25, 2022
Get the Eat out in the backyardmug. When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 15, 2023
Get the vacuuming the backyardmug. by Anonymouslyvociferous September 7, 2019
Get the backyard combomug. Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018
Get the backyard bastardmug.