Baboon

The type of perspn to stand in line at KFC

KFC worker: May I take your order you baboon.
Baboon: I voted for Obama

by UshersGushers February 12, 2024

Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.

-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.

by gasocatylst September 11, 2020

Baboon-ish

Term used for a very hairy man that shaves his genitals and ass.

Chris walked out of shower naked , he looked very

baboon-ish.

by C-dub73 February 6, 2023

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

baboon

a baboon is a baboon

i want baboon

by pseudonym=error 404 May 24, 2023

Basic Baboon

A person who likes things that are not improved or finished yet.

Nandos is for basic people who have basic taste and a basic lifestyle. Don’t mention me you basic baboons.

by Basicbaboon May 31, 2018

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations)

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.

Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.

by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024