bork

to put your pinky toe up somebody's nostril

Jennifer: Why is your pinky toe up my nose?
Jalloupé: Because i felt like borking you
Jennifer: I would prefer you not bork me
Jalloupé: I like the way my pinky toe feels in oyur nostril

by #IChooseChoccy January 6, 2017

Borked

1. To have botched something up beyond repair.

2. When something is botched up beyond repair.

Sentences for definition 1
1 - "Dude, my dad borked the goddamn coffee maker again."
2 - "I've really borked my chances with her now. My words flowed out uncensored and ended up having a Freudian slip. I'm really sad I can never penetrate her."
Examples for definition 2
1 - "My grades are borked. There's not way I'm getting through grade 11 with a 35 in math and English."

by mentalkid123 June 6, 2018

bork

Someone who is acting like a bitch and a dork at the same time!

Oh come on Kate, stop being such a bork!

by jtothenine December 13, 2010

Bork

A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.

Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.

by Jon Narki February 2, 2010

Colo Bork

Very heavy tri sexual virgin male, who likes to skinny dip and call in sick to work to jerk the ween, possible up to 8 hours non stop.

Look at Colo Bork, he called in sick to work yesterday.

by Goat writer December 9, 2021

Bork

When weed smoke forces its way out thru the nose after Huge marijuana bonghit and attempting to hold it in.

I get way higher after i bork from a bonghit

by Meth Guzzler September 2, 2018

Bork

That one asain person that seems to know everything.

Omg she is such a Bork rape Alabama hammer hot dog

by Mysterouss July 15, 2016