Blarde

The Oxford English equivalent of Blood/Blud, also derived from Shakespeare and other poets who were commonly referred to as the "The Bard".

- "I say Blarde, will you be attending tonights soiree?"
- "Standardly Blarde, Standardly!"

by Reguez July 2, 2009

Barpooning

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass

I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy

by Tember June 9, 2011

barp

when you just don't know (idk man)

ronald: are you mom gay?
bonald: barp

by barpyboy March 26, 2018

Blare

A blare is a flare within a bong. When the bottom sparks and you completely rip.

Yo I just hopped on the bong and completely blared it. I’m as high as the galaxies.

by ThePriest69420 October 23, 2020

blappy

The feeling of utter bleakness (sadness) and euphoria (happy) at the same moment in time

The allure of the single life after my girlfriend left me made me feel blappy

by DarthEvilPanda August 29, 2005

Barp

When you burp and barf a little in the back of your throat.

I ate too fast so I barped.
I hate the taste after barping.

by charly kate November 11, 2007

blarblar

blarblar is what fish say

meow : cat :: blarblar : fish

by froggyb July 2, 2008